you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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