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i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She even gives head with a lisp.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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