So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
