Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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