There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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