Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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