I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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