How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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