We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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