saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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