I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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