the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
love makes seman taste better
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
how do flat chested girls get laid?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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