found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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