My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
whose parrot is this?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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