Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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