Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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