Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
