I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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