We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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