why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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