So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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