okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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