i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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