With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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