I must be too annoying 4 u.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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