so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
