it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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