we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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