That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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