Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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