ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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