Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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