I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize
