I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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