There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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