He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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