If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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