Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
vagina is talking i cant
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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