I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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