Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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