We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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