dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
