Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Church boner. Awkwardddd
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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