I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i would punch a child for taco bell
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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