So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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