Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
