I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
please come you make the beer taste better
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Your cock deserves a montage
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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