Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
do nipples grow back?
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