Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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