why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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