break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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