allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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