With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize