oh god the rape fog is back!
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
