What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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