You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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