Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I wish you could order shots online.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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