I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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