how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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